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angela. drift compatible.

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?
when people don't sit next to me on the bus: offended and relieved
when someone sits next to me: irritated yet flattered

ejacurlate:

*does homework assignment 5 minutes before it’s due but puts yesterday’s date on it*

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

unshaped:

when you’re on tumblr and your parents won’t stop walking into your room

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outoutbriefcandle:

tigerhazard:

jamdoughnutmagician:

there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

'Im hella erect'

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

animeasuka:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

children wake up early because they still get excited about life

this is the saddest thing I’ve seen on here